If today’s author’s name isn’t familiar to you, I’ll bet you know his lovable furry friends Twiggy and Lucy from the pics of them on his blog (they totally steal the spotlight). Discussion has been made on previous BMR posts about the hazards of dunking for apples in the time of COVID, but I think this author has come up with a viable alternative. You just may not be sober once you finally latch onto that apple. Welcome John W. Howell!
Would you rather dunk for apples or carve a Jack o’ lantern?
I would rather carve a Jack o’ lantern. Before I get into why I like to carve Jack o’ lanterns, let me point out in the time of COVID how creepy it is to dunk for apples. Someone is coughing up a storm and then placing an unmasked head into a vat of apples floating in the water. They come up with one, and the excess water runs out of both sides of the mouth back into the vat. Can you say Sleeping Beauty or Snow White side effects? Good gravy, folks. Let’s not even think about dunking for apples unless they are floating in 200 proof moonshine. Now to the Jack o’ lantern part of the question. I have been carving them for at least 70 years. I love to make pictures and words and funny faces. I also backlight my creations with a candle and parchment paper over the openings so the candle flame doesn’t show and ruin the effect.
If you watch horror movies, are you the person who yells at the characters, covers your eyes, or falls asleep?
When watching horror movies, I’m the one up in the grill of each stupid character. You know the ones. They back into a dark corner of a cellar or run for the car. Come on, people. How many movies do you have to see to catch on? Also, you don’t say something stupid like, “Well, I guess Jason is dead.” You have to know you are just jinxing yourself. And to that one who absolutely must take a shower right in the middle of all the mayhem. I have no sympathy for you at all. I do enjoy seeing you streak through the woods, trying to cover up with a towel and screaming your head off. Was the shower worthwhile?
Do you ever see figures in your peripheral vision?
Whoa, this question just scared the pants off me. I can’t imagine that seeing figures in your peripheral vision was a thing. I thought it was just me and some weird brain abnormality. I have been seeing figures in my peripheral vision for years. Those little black suckers dart in and out of my field of vision. I have pretty much come to the point of ignoring them. Why not? They pretty much ignore me. I have tried to make contact, but nooo. They jump behind me and then dare me to make a fool of myself by twirling around to see if I can catch them. It becomes a problem in the line at Starbucks. Just when I get my grande and before I put in cream, I see ‘em and twirl around only to lay a coffee-colored swath across some poor civilian’s white outfit. Okay, maybe I exaggerate a little, but it could happen.
How do you celebrate when you finish writing a book?
Finishing a book seems to be a challenging point in time to pinpoint. There’s the first draft which I guess could count as finishing a book. But it is usually a mess, so I wouldn’t want that to be my celebration point. Next, there is the final draft. Sure, I guess that could be the finish, except then there is the professional edit. So not yet time to celebrate because after the edit comes the formatting. Holy Crap, when is this dog ever going to be finished? After formatting comes publish. All right now, we’re talking—time to celebrate. Yeah, but my stomach is still rolling from the tension, so I doubt anything will stay with me. Well, let’s just say when my books are complete, I have a giant slug of Keopectate and a bourbon.
What do you do to get inside your characters’ heads?
The more accurate question as it applies to me is what do my characters do to get inside my head. I’m usually minding my own business working on the book when all of a sudden, I get this call from the blue. There is no ringing like a telephone, but there is a connection. Before I know it, I’m having a conversation with a being that is a figment of my imagination. Under these circumstances, I am definitely at a disadvantage because I maintain an arrogant view that I understand my creation. Nothing is further from the truth. These things have a mind of their own, and I’m just glad they can’t use the keyboard. If they did, there is no telling what kind of story could get written. I’m the only thing standing between them and what I could describe is an outrageous collection of narcissistic rambling with my name on it.
What are you working on now?
I am working on the sequel to Eternal Road – The last stop. It doesn’t have a title yet but is a story of the two main characters from Eternal Road who can help rescue another soul lost on the Eternal Road. The soul is a combat pilot who stayed with his fighter in Afghanistan rather than bailing out, knowing the plane would crash into a school. His name is Ryan Sanders, and he is being escorted on the Eternal Road by none other than Eddie Rickenbacker. It seems Eddie and Ryan have come up missing, and there is speculation that Lucifer has had a hand in their disappearance. They were last seen in aerial combat over France in 1918. Sam and James must find the pair and help Ryan chose his Eternal Home.
James Wainwright picks up a hitchhiker and discovers two things
1. The woman he picks up is his childhood sweetheart, only Seventeen years older.
2. He is no longer of this world.
James began a road trip alone in his 1956 Oldsmobile. He stops for a hitchhiker only to discover she is his childhood sweetheart, Sam, who disappeared seventeen years before. James learns from Sam falling asleep miles back caused him to perish in a one-car accident. He also comes to understand that Sam was taken and murdered all those years ago, and now she has come back to help him find his eternal home.
The pair visit a number of times and places and are witness to a number of historical events. The rules dictate that they do no harm to the time continuum. Trying to be careful, they inadvertently come to the attention of Lucifer who would love to have their souls as his subjects. They also find a threat to human survival and desperately need to put in place the fix necessary to save mankind.
The question becomes, will James find his eternal home in grace or lose the battle with Satan for his immortal soul and the future of human life with it? If you like time-travel, adventure, mystery, justice, and the supernatural, this story is for you.
Purchase Link
Kindle Universal link mybook.to/EternalRoad
Author Bio and Social Media
John is an award-winning author who, after an extensive business career, began writing full time in 2012. His specialty is thriller fiction novels, but John also writes poetry and short stories. He has written five other books that are on Amazon in paperback and Kindle editions. The paperback versions are also available in the Indie Lector store
John lives in Lakeway, Texas, with his wife and their spoiled rescue pets.
Contact John
Blog Fiction Favorites, http://johnwhowell.com/
Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/john.howell.98229241
Twitter –https://www.twitter.com/HowellWave
Goodreads –https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7751796.John_W_Howell
Amazon Author’s page –https://www.amazon.com/author/johnwhowell
I really enjoyed this book, and I’m never letting John mix me a drink.
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Hahahaha. You can always say,”Hold the Kaopectate.”
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Thank you so much for having me on your fun feature, Teri. It is always enjoyable. 😁
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Always enjoy hosting you, John – maybe the girls can also join you next time!
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Great interview! I never have been a fan of bobbing for apples. Now that’s a drink combo I’ve never considered but does cover everything:)
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I am with Teri Polen on her Bad Moon Rising feature. Come on over and while you are there check out her books. I have read all three and enjoyed each very much. Thank you Teri for having me today.
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Note to self: do not stand behind John in a coffee shop at the cream station.
Loved your answers, John. And I can’t wait for the sequel to Eternal Road.
Teri, thanks for hosting!
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That is a very risky position anytime, Staci. Thank you for the kind words.
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I knew John’s answers would be hiliarious. You didn’t disappoint, John! Thanks for hosting, Teri!
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I’m glad you liked them, Jill. I enjoyed the questions (obviously)
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Laughing out loud at your answers, John. I enjoyed Eternal Road and look forward to the sequel.
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Thank you, Joan. I’m certainly glad you liked Eternal Road and you got some laughs here. My job is done here. *drops mic.
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I can always count on John to bring the humor!
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What a fun interview. I don’t know what had me laughing the most (okay maybe the horror movie shower-takers), and John you are clearly a talented pumpkin carver!
I really enjoyed Eternal Road. What a great book. I can’t wait for the sequel!
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Thank you so much, Mae. I appreciate your comments. 😁
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A very entertaining interview with John! (Of course, I expected nothing less!!)
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I would hope you would expect some kind of tomfoolery, Liz. I’m full of it. 😊
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Always!
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Nicely done, Teri and John. Brought a smile to this old face. 🙂
Bobbing for apples in moonshine? Interesting concept. 🙂
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I guarantee smiles on faces with John is featured, lol.
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OMG, John. I’m laughing away here! And I could so be your twin on all of these answers 😂 You can mix me a drink with your 200 proof anytime, lols!
Great interview, John and Teri 💕🙂
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Well, if we are not dipping for apples we can settle back and have a nice 100 proof whiskey. Thanks for the comment, Harmony. 😁
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That might be the better way to go, lol.
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Yes, indeed.
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What a fun interview, John and Teri! I could echo John on several responses (not as cleverly, of course!). Those unidentified and partially seen visitors are definitely unnerving – especially if you’re alone. Well done! 😁
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I’ve seen some myself, Gwen.
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Thank you, Gwen. So glad to have you stop by today. 😁
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LOL! I knew this would be a fun interview as soon as I saw your name, John, and you didn’t disappoint. Good point regarding the bobbing for apples, and neat idea with using the parchment paper so the flame doesn’t spoil the effect of the carving. Also, I agree regarding the shower-takers in horror movies, and am making a very firm mental note to not stand behind you ever, but especially if you might potentially be about to pick up something like a hot drink.
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Hi Tory. Thank you for the lovely comments. Yes, standing behind me is a risk. The takeaway Bar B Que line is the worst. That sauce stain never comes out.
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What a humorous interview! I laughed right out loud at the response as to how John gets inside his characters’ heads. 🙂 Good stuff, John and Teri!
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Thank you so much, Jan. Sometimes these characters drive me up the wall. I remember when John Cannon wanted to shoot a bad guy. I told him he would regret it, but he wouldn’t leave me alone, so I let him. He immediately threw up after. I had the pleasure of doing a “told you so” number on him.
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Lol! Great story, John!
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Thanks, Jan. 😁
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So did I when I was prepping the post, Jan!
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This interview was so entertaining! I loved the question of when to celebrate, but all answers were great fun. Thanks for hosting, Teri, and I’m looking forward to your sequel, John.
~Lauren
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Thank you so much, Lauren. Loved your comment. 😁
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Thanks for stopping by, Lauren – glad you enjoyed the interview!
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Great answers John. Bobbing for apples has always been a germ sharing fest but now, an even bigger no no. I can’t wait for your new book, more of Sam and James!! Sounds great!
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Thank you, Darlene. Sadly I’m only a little more than halfway through it. I keep thinking June but maybe later. 😁
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Something for us to look forward to. xo
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Great interview! So John Howell!
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The fact that it was done by John Howell makes that very true, Noelle. 🤣 Thanks for the comment.
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Never make a run for it – I totally agree. I yell at those characters too. ❤️
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Lots of yelling from me, Tessa.
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I can’t believe these guys caught in a horror flick just don’t get it.
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Great advice. Running is futile.
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Great answers, John. You really grossed me out with the dunking for apples rant. Eeewww. Lol. And I totally agree with you on rantinng at characters who are so stupid they practically deserve to die. Aside from the shower, there’s the 15 minutes required for kissing while the axe-murderer closes in. Fun post, Teri. 🙂 Happy Haunting.
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Yes – forgot about the kissing scene!
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Yeah, those kisses are at the worst time. It would be fine if we in the audience didn’t know what was going on but we do. Yeeeeek
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John’s posts are always thoroughly entertaining, Teri. Apples in moonshine sounds okay to me.
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A dual purpose – gets you drunk and also an antiseptic!
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Apples in Moonshine sounds like a movie title. Thanks, Robbie.
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I got a laugh out of today’s interview John. Your book sounds very intriguing. Good luck with the sequel. Thanks for hosting as always Teri!!
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Thank you, Misty. It was nice seeing you here. Thanks for the comment.
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You picked a good one here! John and I like to kid each other, but when it comes to wit and creativity – John leaves me in the dust!!
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You are too modest, GP. You can give it out with the best. 😁
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I never thought about apple bobbing in that light before- gross! I chuckled through most of this post, and now I’m heading out to buy Kaopectate, lol
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If you get the mint flavor you can have a weirdly concocted after-dinner drink. Thanks, Jacquie.
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All I can say is, it’s a good thing I’d already finished my allotted 2 cups of Earl Grey for the day, John. Geez Lew-steenkin’-weeze! I was laughing so hard, I’m sure the neighbors heard me snorting! And folks, if you haven’t yet read Eternal Road: The Final Stop, now’s the time to download your copy and get busy. You do want to be ready if and when John finishes the sequel, doncha? I know I sure do! Can’t wait!
Great post, Teri and John. This series just keeps on rockin’!
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Thank you so much for the kind words. I had hoped to see that Earl Grey covering your keyboard but it looks like that didn’t happen. Great comment, Marcia and thank you.
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Well, it’s certainly no thanks to YOU it didn’t happen, John. If I’d still been sipping it, there would definitely have been Earl Grey everywhere! Tsk. 😂🤣😂
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Oh, and you’re welcome. I meant all the rest for sure, tea or no tea! 😊
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I love how the characters get in his head and not the other way 🙂
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Gets a little annoying though. Thanks so much, Sophie.
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You two have been the highpoint of my day, Teri and John. I’m still laughing. John, you’re in rare form throughout the interview. I’m ready to do some 200 proof apple bobbing, and too cool about your pumpkin carving expertise. The peripheral vision question/answer absolutely slayed me.
Sharing far and wide. Huge hugs to you both.
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Thank you, Teagan. You put a smile on my lips (Which are still chapped from the moonshine) with your comment. Hugs.
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Still chuckling! Those answers really hit the funny bone – as did John’s responses to the comments. Better read Eternal Road, methinks! Thanks, Teri!
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You should get on it before the sequel releases, Alex.
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LOL. John, I think you’re getting way too angry at horror movies – you must be watching the wrong ones! I don’t care for those either. 🙂
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You’ve never failed to crack me up, John. How gross – your dunking apple story. And the movie scripts – some smart screenwriters have to find an easy way to fill in the lines. Terrific interview, John and Teri. 🙂
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Wow, John certainly knows how to do an interview 😉 I’ll never dunk for apples again … lol.
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Hanging apples up on a piece of string and trying to bite them without using your hands is a lot safer during these times.
Great answers. Thanks, both.
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Sure is, Hugh – and also pretty difficult, lol. I’ll just get mine out of the fruit bowl in the kitchen.
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Great tips on the pumpkin carving. I’m with Craig about the drinks but I would love to share a straight bourbon with you anytime. Enjoyed the interview and I hope you have continued success!
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Craig made me look at pumpkin carving in a whole new light. Lots of ideas.
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“If you like time-travel, adventure, mystery, justice, and the supernatural, this story is for you.” Sounds like this story IS for me, and the sequel sounds intriguing, too!
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